Auburn seems eager to find a football coach

The number of people who allegedly removed their names from Auburn’s search for the next football coach now violates CDC guidelines for indoor meetings.

And the population of Remlap, Alabama.

Last week Auburn Football’s training quest for under-the-house tomboy was sliced ​​with pine sap and opossum tears with a side of blackberry moonshine like some backward Faulkner-esque word soup. In other words, Auburn is very normal for football.

People, let Alan Green do his job. Why should this be so difficult?

As the athletic director of Green Auburn, I feel bad for him. Not only does he handle the rich boy hunt-club drama of a chaotic Auburn football training quest, he is also set to delight the Alabama football crimson waves for a quarter of a quarter in the semifinals of his alma mater Notre Dame, college football. Before reminding everyone what a bad comedy under the current system is the post-season of college football.

For people specific to the Auburn football booster and trustee Shenanigans and inspired by the Harbrain Lee County crash, these past few days have been delighting to see Southern culture on the slides of reality TV. In a barn decorated with many Christmas lights it is the palace maneuver, which can be seen from the upper parts of the earth’s atmosphere.

For everyone else, this is so painful, we wish the family quarrel would end soon.

Please, stop it. It scares the kids.

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Is it time for the governor to intervene, or is she just shaking her head helplessly and rolling her eyes at the rest? Theoretically, under state law in Alabama, the state is headed by K Ivy Auburn University Board of Trustees. She is also an Auburn grade.

The deal with Auburn is here. In the case of football, those who are responsible are not obviously responsible. Just like politics, the guys who write checks also call scenes. However, it is not how you win the game of football, it is absolutely not how you hire a coach if you want any chance of it being successful.

This is good news. At this point, it would be wrong to even say that Auburn’s training search was a failed disaster, because none of these are needed if the search team can finally get it right. They make themselves very difficult.

Nine days after the shooting of Guzmஹlhan, Auburn University is a nationwide running joke, and the football search appears to be on the spot, which is completely inaccessible under any circumstances: the pit of despair.

Irrational people like making an advance purchase for Malhan, or, worse, setting Malhan on fire just to give him an equally ridiculous deal like someone like Lane Kiffin.

Everyone involved in the Auburn training search has used that message for some sort of personal gain, be it a pay rise or a short name recognition. Do not believe everything you read or hear. Neither the Sun Belt nor the conference People in the United States reject a kick in the SEC. We are talking about generational wealth here.

I don’t mean it to be a little. The biggest fan “Fun Belt” And “C-UAP.”

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Auburn’s funny dance was loud and popular all over the internet, but this exercise was not completely useless. It can be argued that it has achieved even a small amount of accidental success.

Fans’ revolt against interim coach Kevin Steele should not be ignored by management, even if he remains a coordinator or head coach at Steel Auburn, as he is the leading candidate. Things need to change before Auburn can improve competition from good to big.

Maybe it has to go this way, so Auburn may agree with how he first got here. How can anyone expect the Tigers to own their matches against Alabama and Georgia if they can’t even conduct a proper training search?

The best owners in professional games write checks and leave. They know how to do this because they are really trying to run successful businesses that need to make money for the players. The Holt family did not tell Greg Popovich how to run the San Antonio Spurs. Clark Hunt did not dictate who should appoint Andy Reid as his defensive line coach.

When Alabama hired Nick Saban, it did so after wealthy Rodriguez turned down the job. It was embarrassing for an awkward time (almost a month). The boosters and trustees in Alabama understood when he hired Sabbath from the Dolphins that he was going to leave because no one was going to tell him what to do.

Now Saban treats Alabama better than any NFL franchise, and he signs five or six future first-round draft selections each year. Auburn football currently runs as a sporting affair for wealthy donors, regardless of how much money they burn in the fire.

It’s so simple. This is not complicated.

Auburn is the perennial top 5 college football program in the country with the right coach, but its boosters (true owners of college teams) are blocking it. Write checks and let the boys wander to Texas A&M, which is on its way to the SEC West Peking line.

The right coach can beat Auburn and have big wins. Please, Green and the search team do this work.

So far, this has not been a training quest, it has been an accusation and exposed in Auburn’s backward ways. Ask yourself this: Who is it important to hire if those who have always handcuffed Malhan continue to love this thing to death?

Auburn football on the championship drive to Atlanta should end the passive cycle rather than a bizarre little southern difference.

Joseph Goodman is a columnist To the Alabama Media Group. He is on Twitter JokutManger.